Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
Towns Built: 8 Dimension Hops: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7376
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Potions Brewed: 188 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1914 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Crops Grown: 7170
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Mines Excavated: 4338
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Towns Built: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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