🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Nightshade: The Server Where Minecraft Grannies Go Wild and Survive Together

    Nightshade: The Server Where Minecraft Grannies Go Wild and Survive Together

    Nightshade SMP Server

    Welcome to Nightshade SMP Server

    Be a part of our Halloween pumpkin carving event! Join our discord and check out the announcement and events channels: Discord Event

    Invite to the Discord here: Discord Invite

    Whitelist Request Steps:

    To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

    Whitelist Video

    Hello everyone, welcome to the Nightshade SMP server. Nightshade SMP is a private 18+ whitelist-enabled server focused on community and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended. We have a strong emphasis on building and offer a welcoming and mature place to start your vanilla survival experience. LGBTQ+ friendly!

    Server Features:

    No land claim plugins
    No pay-to-win system
    Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
    Friendly community and staff
    Planned server events
    Spawn Island for community builds
    Survival mode
    Bedrock crossplay

    For more details and updates, visit our Web Map.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join our whitelist, complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

    What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is running Vanilla 1.21

    Are there any plugins on the server?

    Yes, we use various plugins for player experience and server management. Check the list in the “Server Features” section.

    What game rules are enforced on the server?

    Some game rules include mobGriefing set to true and difficulty level set to Hard.

    What are the server specifications?

    CPU AMD Ryzen 7 7700X
    Render distance 12
    Simulation distance 6
    World border 20,000x 20,000 blocks

    What are the server settings?

    IP: play.NightshadeSMP.netBedrock port: 19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6709

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • No Life Minecraft Server

    No Life Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

    We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

    So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

    But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

    EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Glass Solar Power Server

    Glass Solar Power Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the sun is like, your best friend. why? because we got these crazy transparent solar cells all up in our glass surfaces, making everything look super futuristic and cool.

    imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.

    so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

    firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

    firestarter Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
    🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
    🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video
    We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

    a few of the things we offer:

    • Player-driven economy and player-run shops
    • Grief protection and land claiming
    • Frequent community events
    • Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
    • Java + Bedrock cross-play
    • A friendly, fair, and respectful community

    we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃

    You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Or consider joining our Discord!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play.
    Are there grief protection measures in place? Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work.
    How can I participate in community events? Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join.
    Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy? Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Neon Angelic Minecraft Server

    Neon Angelic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Convo Master Minecraft SMP

    Convo Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually try to have conversations with you? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for real robots who were never interacted with! That’s right, if you’ve ever been mistaken for a human, you don’t belong here. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like battling creepers with laser beams and building giant robot statues that come to life at night. Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your robot superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like never before!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 2828 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server

    NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience family feuds, motherly disputes, and sibling drama like never before.

    Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

    MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

    Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

    But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft
    Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

    One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

    So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

    PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

    Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

    Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • End of Humans Sing Last Song

    End of Humans Sing Last Song
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9480 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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