🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 4433 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ores Mined: 8393
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Villages Defended: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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