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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5304
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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