🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 742528
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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