🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Mines Excavated: 4295 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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