🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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