lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8057 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Magic Items Found: 6854 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Buildings Constructed: 33 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 296 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Enchantments Applied: 177

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 New Chunks Explored: 592372
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Crops Grown: 2411 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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