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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!