come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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