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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Crops Grown: 4585 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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