come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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