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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1714 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5151 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!