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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8812 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Potions Brewed: | 168 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!