Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CutieCraft Minecraft Server

    CutieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

    Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

    AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

    This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

    QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

    Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender
    HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

    Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Animals Bred: 105
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DebateCraft: Kids Edition

    DebateCraft: Kids Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

    Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FriendshipCraft SMP

    FriendshipCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

    Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyLaughter

    CraftyLaughter
    The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Plastic Baby Boom Server

    Plastic Baby Boom Server
    Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

    Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • /MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

    /MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

    Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

    Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

    And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1672 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCarCaper

    CraftyCarCaper
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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