Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BabyBlockersMC

    BabyBlockersMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

    Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

    Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

    Then you have found the place where this can be done!

    Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

    Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

    On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

    Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

    For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

    Are you playing alone?

    For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

    The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

    Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

    Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

    But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SonStruck Minecraft Server

    SonStruck Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

    So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PotluckProblems

    PotluckProblems
    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

    Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyBlockHQ

    CraftyBlockHQ
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

    Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

    Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569
    Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoVacayForHubby123

    NoVacayForHubby123
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

    Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

    KinkCraft: What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

    So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

    Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air
    come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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