SubwayAnnouncementFails | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ores Mined:	8882	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2433	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	415	Ores Mined:	8124
Animals Bred:	145	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchantments Applied:	85
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4898	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30