SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchantments Applied:	270	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Potions Brewed:	141	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	8136

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	561650	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	226
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9946	Runes Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	3109
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.