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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 7863 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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