Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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