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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
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