| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5114 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.
With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7019 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Emeralds Found: | 695 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 303 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9555 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
