Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zombie Dances: 10
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magic Items Found: 1996 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2298
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ores Mined: 4361
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Potions Brewed: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Star Shards Collected: 171
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Items Found: 3751
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ores Mined: 2465
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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