Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Origins Reborn MC

    Origins Reborn MC

    Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BattleAsya

    BattleAsya

    Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WaveCraft

    WaveCraft

    Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SquirtleSquadMC

    SquirtleSquadMC

    Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9657 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9196 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 294 Falling into the Void: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ores Mined: 7763
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Runes Activated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Enchantments Applied: 253
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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