Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magic Items Found: 1793
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 666330
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5591
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7700
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9914
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 52482 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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