Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 101
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9217
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Crops Grown: 9732
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 802370

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 55 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Emeralds Found: 374
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Animals Bred: 81

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4648
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Villages Defended: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Star Shards Collected: 229
    Ores Mined: 4200 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeMaster

    PokeMaster

    Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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