Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Potions Brewed: 197

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6140 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8727 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Crops Grown: 6968 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magic Items Found: 1893

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Farms Harvested: 538
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8404
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 8898
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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