Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Magic Items Found: 8459 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4041 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magic Items Found: 6057

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LeviathanOG

    LeviathanOG

    The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexalMC

    VexalMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3349
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transcendence Survival Project

    Transcendence Survival Project

    We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OhanaCraft

    OhanaCraft

    We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchNet

    GlitchNet

    GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Zombie Dances: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NZ Server

    NZ Server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Renderite

    Renderite

    Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project New Tomorrow

    Project New Tomorrow

    WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Billionaire City

    Billionaire City

    OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3270 Dragon Eggs Found: 3855
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Germania

    Germania

    Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComfyMC

    ComfyMC

    Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Runes Activated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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