Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Farms Harvested: 642 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Chimeras Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Friends Gang

    Friends Gang

    Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Crops Grown: 3055 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Magic Items Found: 3849 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HeXHub.net

    HeXHub.net

    HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RiftLand

    RiftLand

    Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FarLandsMC

    FarLandsMC

    FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crops Grown: 5117 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingscraft Network

    Kingscraft Network

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 453 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EpikLava

    EpikLava

    FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The War of the Ring MC

    The War of the Ring MC

    Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 164
    Emeralds Found: 4543 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Finmine

    Finmine

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5720 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pvp Legends

    Pvp Legends

    Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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