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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 313 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7133 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 7516 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!
