Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	194
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Void Armor Forged:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExHusbandCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Star Shards Collected:	155	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	243

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TreeHuggerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	6774
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

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Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1970	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BedrockBrosSleepover

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8101	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8726	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Half Info Confidence Craft

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	824	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.