StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	563

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ores Mined:	7648	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	107570

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4371	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.