StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ores Mined:	4388
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	6000
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5189	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Void Armor Forged:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	67175	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8250
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.