Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MisconceptionHaterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have tea parties with creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh tacos!

So say goodbye to boring misconceptions about Minecraft servers and join us for a wild ride of insanity and shenanigans! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TearCraft: Cry and Build!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trash Bottle Energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Siberian Wildfire Party!

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come join our server, where the only thing hotter than the siberian wildfires is our epic gameplay! we got so much action, you’ll be scorching through forests like a pro. release all that stored carbon in the ground by mining like a maniac. who needs permafrost when you can have permaFUN on our server? double the wildfire activity means double the fun, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s burn this place down together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Modern Anarchy in New Times

Anarchy, Survival, Survival Vanilla PvP Economy Creative Roleplay MMORPG Skyblock Faction Mini-Games Hardcore Quests Adventure Whitelist Towny Pixelmon Prison Drugs Skywars HCF, Vanilla

True Anarchy server. The only mod is the owner, if you want a 2011 minecraft experience this is the server to join. Play with friends, make groups, do anything you want. NO RULES AT ALL

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos meets the delicious taste of pure survival!

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A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins, No Rules, No Resets.

Server Information

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

Server Features

Classical survival on modern version
Been up for 3 years
Grief, build, explore with friends
Do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. It’s a classic anarchy server.
Is the server regularly reset?	No, the server has been up for 3 years without any resets.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can build, explore, and engage in various activities with your friends on the server.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Woke up this morning Minecraft server

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and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1282
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	New Chunks Explored:	40627
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2788
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	4392
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Emeralds Found:	1913	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.