Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 83 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Towns Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 389 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 26
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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