Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Magic Items Found: 1434
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Villages Defended: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Zombie Dances: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Animals Bred: 118 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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