Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Farms Harvested:	864	Players Killed by Monsters:	3796
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1306	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1259	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7867
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!