Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 140 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Runes Activated: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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