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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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