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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Alien Abductions: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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