hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1563 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Farms Harvested: 341
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 185 Runes Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 New Chunks Explored: 599820

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 New Chunks Explored: 966430

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9557
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Farms Harvested: 775

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Potions Brewed: 43
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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