come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 2817 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
Endless Night Skies: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3620 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Towns Built: 4
    Animals Bred: 157 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Enchantments Applied: 80
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4651
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Emeralds Found: 362
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Falling into the Void: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Emeralds Found: 6124
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6626 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3764 Enchantments Applied: 215
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3471

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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