StaleWaterNeverNotSitting | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magic Items Found:	5398	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	68
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Emeralds Found:	822
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Animals Bred:	94
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4492
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1