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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7951 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
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