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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7692 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 110 |
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