SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

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¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3106
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	288
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

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🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4764	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PillowTalkCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunVanilla For you. Best server for dreaming Minecraft server

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SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics

Join us 🙂

Survival

You will have a wonderful time on our server.

Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chad’s Minecraft Server: But Why Though

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all chads out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Chadwick III, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to impress any Minecraft player with their mad skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chad Creeper, a rare breed of Creeper that only explodes in the shape of a chad symbol. Defeat them to earn exclusive chad-themed loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the coolest, most chad-tastic Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Chad awaits!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TherapyCraft

anxiety management, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, freelance work, home environment, housemate therapy, mental health, routine disruption, safe space, self-care, shared living space, therapy session, TherapyCraft, triggers, Understanding, work routine, work-life balance

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	946488	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7145	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HouthiDroneBoat Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like, so lit that even Yemen’s Houthi rebels wanna join in on the fun! they launched a drone boat that hit a ship in the Red Sea, but don’t worry, our missile strikes another ship in retaliation! it’s like a real-life Minecraft battle, but way more intense! join now for some epic PvP action and maybe even start a war with some rebels, who knows! just make sure to bring your A-game and some extra TNT, things are about to get crazy up in here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

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so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

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