SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Custom Shiny Starters | Keep Inventory | Tiered Gyms & Elite 4 | Battle Tower | PokéHunts | Pokédex Progress Rewards | MMO Skills | Pokémon Summoning Shards | Giant Safari Zone | Daycare Center | Daily Rewards | Player Teams | Land Claiming | GTS | Global Market | Chest Shops | Pokémon Auctions | Game Corner | Wondertrade | Level & EV Training Zones | Pokémon Disguises | Plushies | Aura Particle Effects | Weekly Events | Epic Tournaments | Frequent Updates | More!Server IP: mc.MirageCraft.net Website: https://miragecraft.net/ Discord: https://bit.ly/mcs-miragediscord CurseForge Modpack: https://bit.ly/mcs-mirageCFpack Technic Modpack: https://bit.ly/mcs-mirageTechnicpack Installation Guide: http://www.miragecraft.xyz/wiki/m/38451738/page/Installing_PixelmonLove Pokémon and Minecraft, why not play both at the same time? MirageCraft is a server running the Pixelmon mod, which recreates the classic Pokémon games in a Minecraft world. You can catch, train, battle, trade, and breed over 898 Pokémon, all while building and crafting items in the style that has made Minecraft the most popular game on the planet. Choose a starter and journey across a wide open map, crafting poké balls to catch more for your team. Settle down and build the most impressive house you can imagine while training your Pokémon to take on gyms or other players! MirageCraft strives to create the experience of living in a Pokémon world.Established in 2013, MirageCraft is one of the best and well-known communities and Pixelmon servers out there! Enjoy frequent feature updates and planned events while you set on your Pokémon journey, aided by friendly staff and a player base that has become like a family. We offer free ranks earned through gameplay and encourage players to team up with others to become stronger! We’d love to have you join us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1380	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.