So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Bedrock & Java Cross-Play!• Proudly NON-Pay-to-Win • LGBTQ+ AllyAscendant Survival is a friendly, super chill and safe, survival server. Enjoy ZERO LAG, custom items, dungeons, mini-games, and so much more! Play with friends, venture solo, form towns and nations, create shops, build epic projects, compete against others on leaderboards and develop lasting friendships!Bedrock —- IP: Ascendantsurvival.com —- Port: 8153

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchantments Applied: 138

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 897787 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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