SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	916
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3092
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	4701
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1896	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ores Mined:	1292
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crops Grown:	5575

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	6894	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.