SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9226	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7655

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	260
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mines Excavated:	2227	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	741
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4205
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	836
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.